This one's for Lauren.
Well, the G-Man has been knocking them out of the ballpark as far as quotes of the day are concerned. Here are a few gems from rehearsal:
Greg: "Could you take out the pause there and just say, "Hello ladies?"
Jackson: "But...there's a comma."
(Greg falls flat on his back on the stage in despair).
Yes, that actually happened. Priceless moments in theatre. Here are some more:
Always follow the turnip greens. -GJ
When you say 'Ivanhoe', it's like saying 'bucket of shit.' -GJ
Can you tighten that up? This is not, 'To Kill a Mockingbird' or 'The Heck Tate Story.' -GJ
America is based on the touchdown. -GJ
Whether you believe it or not...they were all funny at the time. Have a great weekend.